Gift Basket Auction
Bid Early! Bid Often!
Your kid should have won player of the game, but didn't? Cheer yourself up by bidding on some of the following fabulous gift baskets:
The 'Don't Look At Me' Recovery Kit: Two pairs of heated slippers and bath salts. For when you need to marinate in your own silence and pretend your family doesn't exist.
The 'Grandpa’s Saturday Night' Special: A massive 1.75L of Crown Royal and a game. In Alberta, we call this 'essential survival gear'.
The 'Morning Life-Support' Card: $25 to Starbucks. Because let's face it, you weren't going to make it to noon without someone getting hurt.
The 'Better Than The Movies' Bucket: A Cuisinart Popcorn Maker with kernels. Now you can have theater-quality snacks without the $40 ticket price or the guy kicking your seat.
The 'I’m Not Leaving This Couch' Bundle: Leather mitts, gloves, a Yeti tumbler, a blanket, mugs, chocolate, and 2lbs of coffee. Basically, a survival shelter in a basket.
The 'Grown-Up Juice' Basket: A selection of wine. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
The 'Cocoa & Cover-Up' Kit: Hot chocolate and mitts. Keep your hands warm while your heart fills with sugar-induced joy.
The 'Chosen One' (Harry Potter Triwizard Lego): 349 pieces of Harry Potter Triwizard Tournament magic. It’s the only way to dive into the Black Lake without getting wet or fighting a grindylow.
The 'Future Engineer' (Lego Gift Pack): More Legos. Warning: May cause localized foot trauma if left on the floor at night.
The 'Introvert’s Dream' Basket: A cozy blanket and books. Perfect for cancelling plans you never wanted to go to anyway.
The 'Mini-Stick Mayhem' Pack: Mini sticks for the kids. Or for adults who want to settle disputes via living room floor hockey.
The 'I Forgot It Was February' Saver: A Valentine’s Basket. Buy this now and save yourself a very awkward conversation on the 14th.
The 'I’m Just Here for the Beer' Golf Set: Golf balls and a towel. For the golfer who spends more time in the sand trap than on the green.
Bid early, bid often, and remember: it’s for a good cause, so it doesn't count as 'spending' —it's 'investing' in your own happiness!"
